"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
new fav insult
tumblr during autumn, more like
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
Cycle of abuse
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.
this dog is cute but he has been used for evil
[bill Clinton voice] I did not give cummies to that woman
I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember that there are people who think bodies like mine are beautiful and lovely and sexy and I give myself permission to love myself even though my body is rarely reflected in mainstream media.